Take a Gander

Today in the course of my job travels I stepped out of my car, only to be greeted by a squealing goose with head stretched forward and wings a flappin' heading straight for me. So quicker than you can say goose pate, I sprinted back to the car. How many people can say that they got chased by a goose in their lifetime? Well around here it's not the unlikely event you think it might be but my supervisor downstate and the whole office got a kick out of it.