The Best Chewing Gum

I am addicted to spearmint Orbit chewing gum. It lasts the longest of any gum I have ever chewed and it just tastes great. It has to be the chicklets though because the wrapped slices aren't very good. I wonder if they have something akin to drug treatment centers for addicted gum chewers! I have been known to finish a whole pack in two days. I can't chew just one at a time either. And when the taste is gone, I am done. I will not chew tasteless gum. My kids told me the other day that they have chewed gum long enough for it to liquify! I never even knew gum could liquify. And that sounds pretty disgusting too.

Now where's that gum?