Do You Wear an Apron?

Does anybody wear aprons anymore? I never wear one. I don't get food all over myself. My husband doesn't wear one and he cooks a lot (fortunately for me). The boys cook and bake but they don't wear them either. In this photo Mike is wearing a bathrobe. He lives in that thing. I think he fancies himself as a mini Hugh Hefner! And we have a bunch of aprons lying around. I'm not sure why. They just take up space. I know cooks have to wear them but other than professionals, who wears them? Do you?